Conversation: Fluxbox and Me
June 24th, 2007 Posted in Humorous ConversationsMe: “hello, Fluxbox, i just installed a program. do you have menus updated by that piece of software?”
Fluxbox: “i am sleek. i know not of your software.”
Me: “oh, i see… so, how am i supposed to run my programs? isn’t that the window manager’s job?”
Fluxbox: “with time comes wisdom. you have the power to control the experience you have in my presence. feel free to live your full potential.”
Me: “right… so, i’ll just configure your menus manually and now i’ll run firefox… oh, wait, why is everything so ugly? WTF!!!”
Fluxbox: “i do not modify the pure essence that is GTK. you must bend GTK according to your wishes. i am sleek. i am not bloated by assuming anything about your lifestyle.”
Me: “but, i don’t know how to install GTK themes manually!”
Fluxbox: “with time comes wisdom.”
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