Where Babies Come From

I was having a random, but interesting, philosophical discussion with a friend today involving human sex drives…

Anonymous: “especially if the woman wants a child… i think her sex drive would be increased”
Me: “yeah, i guess if she wants a child, even if she doesn’t consciously want sex because of wanting a child, i bet her drive could be linked to that”
Anonymous: “yeah, but what if she has a high sex drive but does not want a child?”
Me: “maybe her subconscious is battling with her conscious…

Conscious: “i don’t want a child”
Subconscious: “yeah, well, we’ll just see how well you can keep from having a child when… YOU HAVE SUCH AN INSANE SEX DRIVE YOU CAN’T RESIST HIM! WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN YOU CAN’T STOP YOURSELF, HUH? HAHA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ONE?”
Conscious: “i don’t want a child… oh, i’m feeling the tingly again!”

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