Watermelon: The New Facebook

Ryan loves his watermelon desktop wallpaper. After noticing that Facebook was offering watermelon similar to his wallpaper as today’s special gift, we made a major social advancement… in the likeness of our CompanyName: Motto jokes, we created personal mottos!

Ryan: “OMG”
Ryan: “WATERMELON IS THE FACEBOOK GIFT”
Ryan: “just like my background!”
Me: [sends Ryan watermelon gift on facebook] “check facebook”
Ryan: “I am”
Ryan: “YAY”
Ryan: “HAHAHAHAHA”
Ryan: “Thanks pal!”
Me: “no prob!”
Ryan: “Pat: Friend.”
Me: “HAHAHAHAHA”
Me: “Ryan: Watermelon.”
Ryan: “Jeremy: I AM POTATO.“

‘Jeremy’ is funny considering his love for potatoes and our ongoing passion for talking about it. ‘I AM POTATO.’ is funny due to our discovery of that statement on Engrish. ‘Watermelon: The New Sex’ is funny because it is modeled after the Facebook group called ‘Sleep: It’s the new sex’.