Grandfather: “An ounce of prevention is worth two in the bush.”

Grandfather: “The early bird calls the kettle black.”

Grandfather: “Birds of a feather put their eggs in one basket.”

Grandfather: “A rolling stone leads to Rome.”

Grandfather: “A little alcohol never hurt anybody… unless it was rubbing alcohol!”

Grandfather: “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’… although there is laughter in manslaughter!”

Grandfather: “May your whites be bright and merry, and may all your days be Christmas!”

Grandfather: “Always fight for what is right… unless Chuck Norris is involved, then I’d suggest choosing your fights wisely.”

Grandfather: “If you don’t lose it, use it.”

Grandfather: “You lose, you snooze.”