As my grandfather always used to say…

Grandfather: “Home is where the hearth is.”

As my grandfather always used to say…

Grandfather: “A stitch in time saves half dozen of another.”

As my grandfather always used to say…

Grandfather: “Quitters can’t be choosers.”

As my grandfather always used to say…

Grandfather: “Home, home on the range… where we drink beer and eat cantaloupe all day!”

As my grandfather used to always say…

Grandfather: “Every piss begins with pee.”

As my grandfather used to always say…

Grandfather: “When it pours it rains.”

Like my grandfather used to always say…

Grandfather: “Almonds are forever.”

As my grandfather used to always say…

Grandfather: “If you can’t have it ill-gotten, have it au gratin.”